{"title":"Low Social Battery Club","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow Social Battery Club is a dark graphic t‑shirt collection for people who hit 1% energy long before the party ends. These tees blend bold typography, metal and gothic artwork, and blunt social battery jokes so you can set boundaries without saying a word. Designed for introverts, extroverts and everyone in between – anyone who needs time alone to recharge. Soft, high‑quality cotton and studio‑grade prints that look like band merch, ready for nights out, Irish goodbyes and quiet recoveries at home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-was-made-for-midnight-t-shirt","title":"I Was Made for Midnight T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA midnight-ready tee that wears like a second skin and speaks to the nocturnal soul. This lightweight cotton shirt features a distressed, gothic castle design with the bold line “I was made for midnight,” evoking moonlit rooftops, raven silhouettes, and late-night rituals. The classic crew cut and smooth ring-spun fabric let the graphics stand out while staying comfortable through long evenings and all-night shows. Wear it under a leather jacket for shows, pair with worn denim for late-night walks, or keep it as your go-to when the city quiets and the stars come alive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified for safety\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/inner neck prints; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57463745675612,"sku":"14769729443950286586","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57463745708380,"sku":"29555587095326131396","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57463745741148,"sku":"82168527901506022146","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57463745773916,"sku":"11669892799794922221","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57463745806684,"sku":"31112937464342083326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426153914-1f141861-41ee-6ba4-91d7-bec158d55a5c.png?v=1777217989"},{"product_id":"social-battery-dead-t-shirt","title":"Social Battery: Dead T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee wears like a second skin when the world feels exhausting. A stark low-battery icon and skull sit above the gothic text “Social Battery: Dead,” delivering wry, dark-humored energy for anyone running on empty. The soft ring-spun fabric and tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and comfortable—great for quiet weekends, low-key shows, or days you want to say ‘I need space’ without saying a word. Subtle distressing in the print gives the design a lived-in, analog-punk feel that pairs naturally with worn denim, hoodies, or a cozy evening in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for all-day comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with DTF sleeve\/neck labels for vivid, durable graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically grown cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57464299651420,"sku":"72987593661173886618","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57464299684188,"sku":"15288304601156167673","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57464299716956,"sku":"40138874777227456866","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57464299749724,"sku":"43957178545548107315","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57464299782492,"sku":"10717011706749507471","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260502173924-1f1464dd-c548-663a-b274-d64b1822beee.png?v=1777743697"},{"product_id":"silence-is-my-love-language-t-shirt-gothic-skeleton-hand-rose-tee","title":"Silence Is My Love Language T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tee speaks quietly but clearly. A black crew-neck shirt printed with a skeletal hand gently holding a rose and the gothic line “Silence Is My Love Language,” it carries a mood of tender darkness — soft rebellion wrapped in delicate sentiment. Wear it when you want your look to say more without shouting: moody evenings, low-key dates, or nights out with friends who read between the lines. The lightweight ring-spun cotton sits close but comfortable, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean silhouette that layers easily under jackets or stands alone. Thoughtful details like a tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep the shirt feeling as good as it looks, wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork for crisp, durable sleeve and chest graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57464486658396,"sku":"52938966653713792274","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57464486691164,"sku":"28930099264113472705","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57464486723932,"sku":"79145009414206265960","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57464486756700,"sku":"13391265811389912960","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57464486789468,"sku":"79487871799112340168","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426160644-1f14189e-ba67-62f6-8fe9-b69592b85a15.png?v=1777219700"},{"product_id":"born-to-doom-t-shirt","title":"Born to Doom T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dark, gritty tee that wears like an anthem. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a stormy skull-and-horns graphic with a crescent moon and the hand-lettered line “Born to Doom.” The print’s distressed edges and dripping ink give it an old-school, underground-metal poster feel. It sits close to the body without feeling tight, breathes on long summer nights, and layers cleanly beneath leather jackets or hooded flannels. Wear it to shows, late-night drives, or when you want your wardrobe to speak in low, unapologetic tones.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics—durable sleeve and neck prints with a bold front print\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away pearlized label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57464630477148,"sku":"33101024162837901942","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57464630509916,"sku":"21784895479736693632","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57464630542684,"sku":"88651657560024744985","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57464630575452,"sku":"14399681556027219365","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57464630608220,"sku":"31178646745021600643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426163114-1f1418d5-7c3e-67e0-b993-222c5829aaf0.png?v=1777221195"},{"product_id":"leave-me-in-peace-t-shirt","title":"Leave Me in Peace T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black crewneck tee carries a moody, late-night vibe — a spectral ghost in headphones framed by stars and a crescent moon, with the bold hand-lettered line “Leave Me In Peace.” It’s a soft, lightweight shirt that sits casually on the body and reads like a personal statement for anyone who leans into quiet, solitary moments or humorously anti-social energy. Wear it to long drives, midnight studio sessions, or low-key hangouts when you want to signal that you’re tuning the world out and tuning yourself in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printed details: bold chest artwork with DTF sleeve\/neck label printing options\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57464932335964,"sku":"12387294287589045954","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57464932368732,"sku":"23539713418135477398","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57464932401500,"sku":"77586327612518935090","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57464932434268,"sku":"11368202472074982718","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57464932467036,"sku":"15809978322025001674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426172952-1f141958-8f87-662a-a0d4-4e6d99a1e80a.png?v=1777745977"},{"product_id":"emotionally-unavailable-t-shirt","title":"Emotionally Unavailable T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dark, unapologetic tee that says what you’re feeling without a word. This lightweight cotton shirt wears loud: thorny barbed-wire framing, tiny skulls, and the bold, jagged script reading “Emotionally Unavailable” make a strikingly raw statement. It drapes cleanly over the shoulders with a classic crew neckline and stays true through wash after wash thanks to ring-spun cotton and reinforced shoulder tape. Wear it to set a boundary, to show solidarity with fellow curmudgeons, or to add a gritty edge to layered looks on nights out or low-key hangouts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton softstyle fabric (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing methods used for crisp front and sleeve\/neck details\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57465108267356,"sku":"18250537449573683033","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57465108300124,"sku":"30465181101948556121","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57465108332892,"sku":"30305614561346228281","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57465108365660,"sku":"15813336128857533119","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57465108398428,"sku":"25931792749240147148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426175810-1f141997-cfcd-6c04-b2cc-76e60628d8e2.png?v=1777226573"},{"product_id":"i-thrive-in-the-shadows-t-shirt","title":"I Thrive in the Shadows T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black tee wears like a secret anthem for those who live on the darker side of style. The distressed, hand-drawn graphic reads “I Thrive in the Shadows” around a gothic portrait framed by thorned branches and inverted crosses — bold without shouting. Lightweight ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and soft so the design can take center stage whether you’re layered under a leather jacket, standing at a late-night show, or wandering foggy streets. The tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape after many wears, and discreet tear-away tags keep the neck clean and comfortable. This shirt sits comfortably in the rotation of anyone who prefers moody, underground aesthetics and likes clothing that tells a story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMood: brooding, defiant, intimate. Visuals: distressed typography, occult-inspired illustration in bone-white ink on black fabric. How it fits into life: worn to gigs, nighttime meetups, coffee runs when you want to feel anchored to your personal style, or as a quiet statement while traveling through the city at dusk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with DTF-printed sleeve\/inner neck details; Oeko-Tex certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57465217843548,"sku":"17210903263337755135","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57465217876316,"sku":"12124400595792371240","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57465217909084,"sku":"78011228928171397285","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57465217941852,"sku":"20182631990811786788","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57465217974620,"sku":"14349971982331705906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426182901-1f1419dc-bef4-6b68-a0c1-faa290239854.png?v=1777228469"},{"product_id":"too-dark-to-function-t-shirt","title":"Too Dark to Function T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black tee wears like a statement. A distressed skull set inside ornate baroque filigree and wrapped by thorned lines — crowned by jagged gothic lettering that reads “Too Dark to Function” — it balances grim humor with old-world metal aesthetics. Lightweight, soft cotton keeps the shirt comfortable for long nights at shows, late-night drives, or casual days when you want your mood on the outside. The worn-in print feels like an old favorite from the first wear, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit let you layer it under a leather jacket or wear it solo with ripped denim. It’s for folks who favor dark comedy, heavy riffs, and visuals that lean dramatic rather than subtle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; EU 2-year warranty and Oeko-Tex safety certification\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF print methods used for durable front and sleeve graphics; ethically sourced cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57465296126300,"sku":"89217043293394774887","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57465296159068,"sku":"80794868258844655244","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57465296191836,"sku":"81412450798491360969","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57465296224604,"sku":"12877207710076836896","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57465296257372,"sku":"16175897194613297615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426222528-1f141bed-404b-66b4-a714-761ae30f706b.png?v=1777242420"},{"product_id":"talk-less-haunt-more-t-shirt","title":"Talk Less Haunt More T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA charcoal-black tee that speaks in whispers and shadows. The front shows a dripping candle between two weathered skulls, framed by a subtle pentagram and carved lettering that reads “Talk Less, Haunt More.” Wear it when you want your look to do the talking — slow-burning, low-lit, and unapologetically haunted. The soft, lightweight cotton lays flat under a leather jacket or stands alone with ripped jeans for late-night shows, graveyard hangs, or ritual movie marathons. Breathable and durable, it keeps its shape through repeat wears and washes, while the muted cream print gives vintage occult energy without shouting. This shirt fits into a wardrobe built on mood: rain-soaked alleyways, candlelit playlists, and slow sips that stretch into the witching hour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g\/m²) feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied with DTG\/DTF methods for crisp, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57465965019484,"sku":"71171913659621938989","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57465965052252,"sku":"27902224815314970002","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57465965085020,"sku":"21545238551365025321","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57465965117788,"sku":"75573376005732721763","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57465965150556,"sku":"18708256046633920292","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426201524-1f141aca-8c3b-6584-ad3e-222c5829aaf0.png?v=1777234675"},{"product_id":"selectively-social-t-shirt","title":"Selectively Social T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee wears like a quiet confidant — soft against the skin, breathable, and built to last. The front art frames a vintage, gothic portrait with jagged, hand-drawn lettering that reads “Selectively Social,” giving the shirt a moody, tongue-in-cheek vibe. It settles easily into an alternative wardrobe: pair it with worn denim, layered flannels, or a leather jacket for nights out, low-key shows, or coffee-shop people-watching. The fit is classic and uncomplicated, so the design becomes the statement — a nod to folks who cherish close circles and dry humor over small talk. Subtle details like a ribbed collar and tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while sturdy construction and ethical cotton sourcing mean this shirt holds shape and conscience through repeated wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTF\/DTG printing for crisp sleeve and front graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified fabric, ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty and safety compliance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57466474529116,"sku":"28667764820641808406","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57466474561884,"sku":"11904893021457558910","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57466474594652,"sku":"23633197255779513178","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57466474627420,"sku":"12032925572235107400","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57466474660188,"sku":"21527855143275808525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426215452-1f141ba8-dc5f-693c-a523-7289831bfdd9.png?v=1777240597"},{"product_id":"crank-the-volume-lower-the-expectations-t-shirt","title":"Crank the Volume, Lower the Expectations T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black lightweight tee carries a loud sense of humor and hard-edged attitude. The front shows a snarling skeleton shredding an electric guitar inside a spiky wreath, with hand-lettered text that reads “Crank the Volume \/ Lower the Expectations.” Short sentences, high contrast, and fine-line printing give the design a vintage-metal poster feel. Wear it to shows, late-night jam sessions, or when you want to announce that you live by louder amps and lower standards. The breathable ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable whether you’re stage-diving or standing at the back of the room. It’s an easy layer—pair it with a worn denim jacket, ripped jeans, or under a flannel for a raw, lived-in look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew neck and regular fit with ribbed collar to keep its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics with crisp high-contrast detail on black fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57466530300252,"sku":"18789593195999449480","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57466530333020,"sku":"14063558723269849275","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57466530365788,"sku":"71357352760719294822","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57466530398556,"sku":"30270023383089601033","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57466530431324,"sku":"17880310166411540786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426220927-1f141bc9-74d9-6846-a750-761d98ec47b1.png?v=1777242132"},{"product_id":"no-gods-no-small-talkt-shirt","title":"No Gods No Small TalkT-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black tee wears its attitude loud and clear. A distressed skull framed by thorned roses and razor-edged lettering reads “No Gods, No Small Talk” — a statement for quiet rebels who prefer riffs and real conversation over small talk. The lightweight ring-spun cotton sits close to the body without clinging, and the tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean. Wear it under a leather jacket at a late-night show, layered with flannel for a road-trip, or on slow coffee mornings when you don’t feel like explaining yourself. It’s faded, raw, and honest — a piece that slips into the darker corners of your wardrobe and becomes one of the go-to shirts you reach for when you want to feel seen without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- DTF sleeve prints and DTG main print for durable, detailed graphics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57476415455580,"sku":"32272301466560911995","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57476415488348,"sku":"13791735577206342823","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57476415521116,"sku":"29762643273265773321","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57476415553884,"sku":"65573100686036779233","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57476415586652,"sku":"69798883387956562935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260427230214-1f1428d2-158c-6940-b653-6aab9441d1ca.png?v=1777331105"},{"product_id":"if-you-need-me-i-ll-be-somewhere-dark-t-shirt","title":"If You Need Me I’ll Be Somewhere Dark T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black cotton tee carries a moody, gothic vibe for anyone who leans into the darker side of style. The front artwork frames a haunted manor under twisted branches with raw, spiky lettering that reads “If you need me, I’ll be somewhere dark.” It feels like a quiet invitation to disappear into late-night walks, vinyl-hungry listening sessions, or dim-lit shows. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt wears like a lived-in favorite while keeping the print crisp and detailed—an easy way to add atmospheric edge to layered looks or to wear solo when you want to make a statement without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton—lightweight 153 g\/m² for all-season comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG primary prints with optional DTF sleeve and inner neck printing\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57476472406364,"sku":"22698886016934369879","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57476472439132,"sku":"17972057244777252972","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57476472471900,"sku":"27986111442172964528","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57476472504668,"sku":"13666415533013390197","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57476472537436,"sku":"96319882983521556550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260502180334-1f146513-c8e3-65d4-9409-c298e1a90e3d.png?v=1777745129"},{"product_id":"shh-skull-t-shirt","title":"Shh T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black crewneck tee carries a quiet weight. A skeletal figure raises a finger to its lips above jagged, distressed lettering that reads “shh,” sending a clear, eerie hush. The soft, lightweight cotton sits close to the body without clinging, so the design stays front-and-center. Wear it on late shows, underground gigs, or on long drives when you want to keep the mood low and the vibe intense. The overall effect is moody and cinematic — a shirt that helps you set the tone without saying much aloud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with DTF sleeve\/neck label options for crisp, durable graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57494804463964,"sku":"27061004726027289179","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57494804496732,"sku":"17079015955206601669","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57494804529500,"sku":"17018331207457412585","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57494804562268,"sku":"13800057275626059019","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57494804595036,"sku":"15292550925621216871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260429210003-1f1440e6-4ddd-6700-baed-feda5ea85c8d.png?v=1777502805"},{"product_id":"my-social-energy-is-under-maintenance-t-shirt","title":"Social Energy Under Maintenance T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight tee carries a wry, low-key vibe — a tongue-in-cheek sign for anyone running on introvert fuel. Bold, distressed warning artwork sits front-and-center: a hazard triangle, skull accent and the phrase “Social Energy Under Maintenance.” It reads like a personal status update you can wear to signal you need space, downtime, or a slow day without saying a word. The soft cotton feel and classic crew cut keep it easy to layer under jackets or lounge in at home. Wear it to casual meetups, remote work days, or evenings when you’re keeping plans to a minimum — it’s more statement than shout, with a comfortable, lived-in look that ages well.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics: durable front print and optional DTF sleeve or neck details\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57521498161500,"sku":"29113170073532788171","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57521498194268,"sku":"13280117426357613851","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57521498227036,"sku":"90105341373409222804","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57521498259804,"sku":"15514807016812926303","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57521498292572,"sku":"15385501865930966876","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260502213730-1f1466f1-f269-69d2-bec6-96abe35af814.png?v=1777757975"},{"product_id":"my-comfort-zone-has-no-witnesses-t-shirt","title":"My Comfort Zone Has No Witnesses T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eA dark, edgy tee for anyone who likes their humor with a twist of horror. The shirt shows a worn porcelain doll face and the bold line “MY COMFORT ZONE HAS NO WITNESSES,” giving a sly, confrontational energy that lands between vintage metal art and underground zine graphics. It feels like stepping into a midnight playlist — grainy, unapologetic, and a little mischievous. Wear it to shows, late-night hangs, or when you want to turn streetwear into a statement. The classic crew cut and lightweight cotton keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer under a jacket or over a long-sleeve for moodier weather.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt speaks to people who collect the strange: horror fans, goth-adjacent wardrobes, and anyone who likes their wardrobe to tell a story. Bring it to horror screenings, Halloween gatherings, or local punk nights to match the atmosphere without shouting for attention. The graphic reads like a line from a cult film—familiar, a little unsettling, and memorable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; adult sizes\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck print options\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57522072387932,"sku":"71859586356004832879","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57522072420700,"sku":"39338171468713245338","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57522072453468,"sku":"24150350316060133603","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57522072486236,"sku":"78794438446686882720","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57522072519004,"sku":"31483087621981530939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260502203722-1f14666b-8b58-601c-baa2-a252a3ef4a3b.png?v=1777754634"},{"product_id":"black-clothes-black-mood-black-soul-t-shirt","title":"Black Clothes, Black Mood, Black Soul T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA charcoal-black tee that wears like a night out in your favorite city — soft, lived-in, and unapologetic. The front shows a worn Gothic cross wrapped in thorned vines, with distressed lettering that reads “Black Clothes \/ Black Mood \/ Black Soul.” It feels like the soundtrack before the last song — quiet, intense, and honest. Throw it on with a leather jacket or layer under an open flannel. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want your outfit to speak in whispers and riffs rather than shouts. Lightweight and breathable, it drapes close to the body without feeling stiff, letting the graphic remain the focus while you move and live in it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Printable-friendly finish with DTF\/DTG applied graphics and tear-away inner label\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57526552723804,"sku":"31715232793531341824","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57526552756572,"sku":"31263023423584469889","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57526552789340,"sku":"17169517590316789654","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57526552822108,"sku":"19347012740294852309","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57526552854876,"sku":"48882044580931456708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260503134807-1f146f6b-74f3-67be-be54-7a99a6184e3f.png?v=1777816203"},{"product_id":"if-you-see-me-at-a-party-im-lost-t-shirt","title":"If You See Me at a Party, I'm Lost T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight crew tee speaks to the quietly observant person in the room. A distressed map graphic and the line “If you see me at a party I’m lost” sits center chest, the kind of wry honesty that starts conversations without shouting. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes easily, feels lived-in from the first wear, and keeps the message front-and-center whether layered under a jacket or worn on its own. It’s for the introvert who loves a good inside joke, the weekend wanderer who prefers streets to crowds, and anyone who wants a subtle, rueful statement that fits into everyday life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing methods\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57527127146844,"sku":"12328843090588465125","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57527127179612,"sku":"27692015650599141460","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57527127212380,"sku":"13893284166266045627","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57527127245148,"sku":"63805938235649603165","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57527127277916,"sku":"25340085728114790253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260503155907-1f147090-451b-662e-9b61-b6a277c74632.png?v=1777824065"},{"product_id":"silent-strange-and-slightly-cursed-t-shirt","title":"Silent, Strange and Slightly Cursed T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black crew-neck tee carries a brooding, gothic mood—soft against the skin yet bold in presence. A marble-gray angel stands framed by crumbling pillars and a crescent moon, with the words “Silent Strange and Slightly Cursed” rendered in distressed, hand-drawn lettering. The design reads like a midnight hymn: melancholic, a little defiant, and quietly theatrical. Wear it when you want your outfit to speak in whispers—during late-night walks, underground shows, or when sinking into a book of uncanny stories. The lightweight cotton feels gentle all day while the dark print keeps its stark contrast and moody edge wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with DTF-printed sleeves\/inner neck labels where applicable\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57527476945244,"sku":"17459416801559401357","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57527476978012,"sku":"11822202450373342983","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57527477010780,"sku":"33489552352319856825","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57527477043548,"sku":"21377920031415155646","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57527477076316,"sku":"29743798589965600961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260503172518-1f147150-e2a3-63e0-8f05-764018db9325.png?v=1777829428"},{"product_id":"social-energy-under-maintenance-t-shirt-v2-0","title":"Social Energy Under Maintenance T-Shirt v2.0","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack crewneck tee with a tongue-in-cheek warning graphic that reads “Social Energy — Under Maintenance.” The distressed hazard triangle and skull motif give the shirt a worn, edgy look while the soft, lightweight cotton keeps it comfortable for all-day wear. Wear it when you need to signal low social battery without saying a word — the bold graphic does the talking with dry humor and attitude. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans for a low-effort, expressive outfit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; made and certified for safety and quality\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing options for durable, high-detail front and sleeve prints\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57527625777500,"sku":"63301716849100527665","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57527625810268,"sku":"20351445904044850539","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57527625843036,"sku":"55045626295339849193","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57527625875804,"sku":"10109075383636928859","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57527625908572,"sku":"51268438084529754493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260503180121-1f1471a1-69ad-6c5a-8ed1-f6955047a047.png?v=1777831517"},{"product_id":"busy-avoiding-people-t-shirt","title":"Busy Avoiding People T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis soft, lightweight tee speaks to the introvert with a dry sense of humor. The front features a weathered wooden-frame design with a tiny skull and the line “Busy avoiding people.” It reads like the door sign of someone who prefers quiet rooms and slow afternoons — the shirt becomes a small, polite boundary worn out loud. The muted print and distressed look keep it subtle and a little dark, so it layers well under jackets or stands alone as a low-key statement. Wear it to coffee shops, bookshops, or at home when you want to signal alone-time without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless tubular knit body for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve\/neck labels for crisp graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57538138997084,"sku":"19373280141511785780","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57538139029852,"sku":"28956303629730370354","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57538139062620,"sku":"13749108463477126056","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57538139095388,"sku":"22115753883677103308","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57538139128156,"sku":"30423693045662344366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260504220104-1f14804b-ee5d-61f4-96e1-ba68134408d9.png?v=1777932201"},{"product_id":"do-not-touch-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Touch T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA soft, everyday tee that blends tongue-in-cheek attitude with desert-ready style. The shirt features a bold illustrated cactus character surrounded by playful spikes and the hand-lettered line “Do not touch — I’m friendly though.” It feels lightweight on the skin and holds shape through a ribbed crewneck and reinforced shoulder tape, so it wears well on errands, weekend hangouts, or casual shows. The slightly distressed graphic and muted palette give the design a lived-in, vintage vibe that pairs easily with denim, layered jackets, or a worn-in flannel. This is for someone who enjoys ironic humor, low-maintenance style, and pieces that speak with personality rather than shouting for attention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing details: durable full-front print with optional DTF sleeve or neck labeling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57538183463260,"sku":"24267777542218286289","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57538183496028,"sku":"12246401101283340031","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57538183528796,"sku":"54058311426684545380","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57538183561564,"sku":"31100169297938494903","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57538183594332,"sku":"30079373969417333005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260504221550-1f14806c-ed14-6916-9ff1-7a99a6184e3f.png?v=1777933189"},{"product_id":"my-idea-of-plans-is-having-none-t-shirt","title":"My Idea of Plans Is Having None T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black softstyle tee wears like a shrug to the busy world — a little irreverent, a little deadpan, and entirely comfortable. Bold gothic lettering frames a blank calendar and a tiny skull, declaring “My idea of plans is having NONE.” The mood is wry and relaxed: it reads as a quiet refusal of over-scheduling and a nod to dark-humor downtime. Lightweight, smooth cotton drapes easily for everyday wear, while the pearlized tear-away label and ribbed collar keep the fit tidy. Slip it on when you want to signal you’re logging off plans and tuning into slow, low-key vibes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton softstyle (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a smooth, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck labels; pearlized tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified materials, ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57538232385884,"sku":"83592831628124720697","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57538232418652,"sku":"94804551132741876863","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57538232451420,"sku":"28052685998985932451","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57538232484188,"sku":"14258236048788373495","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57538232516956,"sku":"33194138960797781647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260506194055-1f149837-f7c4-65d6-837c-128176ed0463.png?v=1778096682"},{"product_id":"i-m-nice-just-not-today-t-shir","title":"I’m Nice Just Not Today T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black crew-neck tee carries a bite of dark-humor charm — a grumpy cartoon cat framed by tiny tombstones, skulls, and storm clouds with the cheeky line “I’m nice — just not today.” The lightweight, ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin while the bold, high-contrast print keeps its attitude front-and-center. Wear it when you want to send a clear, playful signal: you’re keeping cozy and keeping your boundaries. It layers neatly under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece for laid-back days and low-key nights.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printed elements for durable, detailed graphics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57560354324828,"sku":"21689560702062371045","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57560354357596,"sku":"18314424060688866535","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57560354390364,"sku":"91066068892372946635","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57560354423132,"sku":"89020921279104231136","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57560354455900,"sku":"70715469575962059889","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260506192514-1f149814-e890-6858-a64f-063181201c90.png?v=1778095754"},{"product_id":"i-don-t-hate-people-i-just-like-silence-more-t-shirt","title":"I Don`t Hate People. I just Like Silence More T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eThis black gothic t-shirt features a distressed vintage cream print with bold blackletter typography reading “I don’t hate people. I just like silence more.” Designed for introverts, anti-social moods, and dark aesthetic lovers, it combines a crescent moon, a solitary seated figure with headphones, and an ornate worn frame for a moody, minimalist look. Soft, lightweight, and easy to style, this anti-social graphic tee is perfect for fans of gothic clothing, dark humor shirts, occult-inspired fashion, and alternative streetwear.\u003c\/span\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and certified Oeko-Tex fabric for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57560575803740,"sku":"19916236738628008511","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57560575836508,"sku":"23335815190474936317","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57560575869276,"sku":"22915982628981310653","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57560575902044,"sku":"77217129233000019765","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57560575934812,"sku":"14687857485919216745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":57560575967580,"sku":"14975024004963289704","price":30.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260506200716-1f149872-d6ec-6f1c-81d8-9e9b4565f9f0.png?v=1778098728"},{"product_id":"i-talk-to-people-on-business-days-t-shirt","title":"I Talk To People On Business Days T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that speaks for the introvert who navigates the world on a schedule. The front art shows a weathered calendar grid crossed out except for a few ‘business days,’ with distressed lettering declaring “I Talk To People On Business Days.” Printed in a vintage, off-white ink on a deep black shirt, the design reads like a badge of quiet pride—equal parts deadpan humor and honest boundary-setting. Lightweight, soft cotton keeps the mood low-key and comfortable, whether it’s a quick commute, a weekend coffee run, or a remote work day. Wear it when you want your plans—and your energy—to be understood without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (Natural\/heathers vary) — soft, lightweight 153 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork and sleeve\/inner neck labels using Direct-to-Film where indicated\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and made with ethically sourced cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57560745378140,"sku":"87462366320436907569","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57560745410908,"sku":"20424890259514083810","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57560745443676,"sku":"29639369809215662102","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57560745476444,"sku":"14253598243135676758","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57560745509212,"sku":"11668497540312548079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260506203855-1f1498b9-9aad-600a-a504-aaa0e1e6c453.png?v=1778100263"},{"product_id":"im-antisocial-but-polite-t-shirt","title":"I'm Antisocial But Polite T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA soft, everyday tee with tongue-in-cheek gothic charm. The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton body feels breathable and smooth against the skin, while the bold, cream-toned skeleton artwork and hand-lettered phrase “I’m Antisocial But Polite” sit framed in thorny and ornate borders for a vintage Halloween-meets-vintage-poster look. Wear it low-key at coffee shops, tucked under a denim jacket on crisp evenings, or alone at home when you want to say less and mean it. The tear-away label and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable, and the tubular knit construction gives a neat, seam-free side profile. This shirt blends ironic humor with subtle macabre style—familiar, quiet, and a little delightfully rude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (blissful all-year wear)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/inner-neck prints\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57561707970908,"sku":"26114472696718963983","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57561708003676,"sku":"15583485878162399056","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57561708036444,"sku":"10057659281319405944","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57561708069212,"sku":"31494406103382958618","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57561708101980,"sku":"29509786883567092350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260506225523-1f1499ea-a414-6f8a-aa89-063181201c90.png?v=1778108239"},{"product_id":"my-superpower-is-leaving-early-t-shirt","title":"My Superpower Is Leaving Early T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries quiet humor and midnight energy. A ghostly figure slips out an open doorway beneath a crescent moon, while bold, hand-lettered type reads: “My Superpower Is Leaving Early.” It feels like a wink from someone who prefers the small hours, the back-row exits, and the soft hush of streets at night. Wear it to signal your gentle rebellion against overstaying, to start conversations at shows, or to wrap yourself in that private, slightly spooky vibe on late-night walks. The distressed cream print pops against the black fabric, giving the design a lived-in, familiar look that sits comfortably with casual jeans or layered under a jacket for cool evenings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heather blends vary).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF\/DTG printed artwork for comfort and durable print quality.\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety standards, ethically sourced cotton, and includes a 2-year EU warranty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57571650699612,"sku":"74029998016141384453","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57571650732380,"sku":"15195177071359202755","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57571650765148,"sku":"18309164983469235640","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57571650797916,"sku":"21939186585540707126","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57571650830684,"sku":"23500601291820707848","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260507202533-1f14a52e-6239-6f44-9a45-a2af74d5bc98.png?v=1778185602"},{"product_id":"few-people-lots-of-silence-t-shirt","title":"Few People, Lots of Silence T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA quietly bold black tee that carries a small, sacred world on its front — moonlight pooling over a still lake, bare trees framing the scene, and the words “Few people. Lots of silence.” in weathered, old-style type. It slips on like a second skin, light and soft against your shoulders, and wears like the memory of late-night drives, empty trails, and the calm that follows the last campfire ember. This shirt isn’t shouting; it’s an invitation to slow down, to choose solitude with intention, and to move through urban noise with the quiet confidence of someone who knows their own company. Durable ring-spun cotton and tidy construction mean it holds its shape through repeat wears, while the muted print sits comfortably under a jacket or as the main statement on its own.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF\/DTG print methods for crisp artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57571888693596,"sku":"16050933209827233688","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57571888726364,"sku":"10730418388960632549","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57571888759132,"sku":"84280896201883666865","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57571888791900,"sku":"22646962898456123605","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57571888824668,"sku":"27415898178175961644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260507215508-1f14a5f6-a1e2-6dbc-ae6e-0a8131a77124.png?v=1778191024"},{"product_id":"not-antisocial-cat-t-shirt-just-prefer-cats-gothic-cat-tee","title":"Not Antisocial, Just Prefer Cats T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black cotton tee wears like a quiet statement — a little dark, a little playful, and wholly devoted to cats. 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Soft, lightweight, and breathable, it drapes casually for an effortless, lived-in look that suits a chill, slightly rebellious wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing for crisp artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2‑year warranty and safety compliance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57751859331420,"sku":"21134516424164997784","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57751859364188,"sku":"39154951954968616724","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57751859396956,"sku":"15368445119292217782","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57751859429724,"sku":"10002871637999979849","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57751859462492,"sku":"86024719801837213578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260527200554-1f15a077-76f4-6e08-9a53-dea8856f6d52.png?v=1779913038"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/collections\/Social_Battery__Dead_-_Social_Battery_-_Dead.png?v=1779831381","url":"https:\/\/boou.store\/collections\/anti-social-t-shirts-dark-graphic-tops.oembed","provider":"BOOU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}