{"product_id":"too-dark-to-function-t-shirt","title":"Too Dark to Function T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black tee wears like a statement. A distressed skull set inside ornate baroque filigree and wrapped by thorned lines — crowned by jagged gothic lettering that reads “Too Dark to Function” — it balances grim humor with old-world metal aesthetics. Lightweight, soft cotton keeps the shirt comfortable for long nights at shows, late-night drives, or casual days when you want your mood on the outside. The worn-in print feels like an old favorite from the first wear, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit let you layer it under a leather jacket or wear it solo with ripped denim. It’s for folks who favor dark comedy, heavy riffs, and visuals that lean dramatic rather than subtle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; EU 2-year warranty and Oeko-Tex safety certification\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF print methods used for durable front and sleeve graphics; ethically sourced cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEU representative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eProduct information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57465296126300,"sku":"89217043293394774887","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57465296159068,"sku":"80794868258844655244","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57465296191836,"sku":"81412450798491360969","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57465296224604,"sku":"12877207710076836896","price":28.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57465296257372,"sku":"16175897194613297615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/3223\/9708\/files\/20260426222528-1f141bed-404b-66b4-a714-761ae30f706b.png?v=1777242420","url":"https:\/\/boou.store\/products\/too-dark-to-function-t-shirt","provider":"BOOU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}